Celebrating Europe's most gloriously unnecessary paperwork, with love and lavender-scented satire.
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Commissioner for Vegetal Relocation
Specialist in duplicate stamps, lavender logistics, and pan-European pot repositioning protocols. Claude has personally reviewed 3,108 forms related to shrubbery.
Absolutely not. But we dress like one, speak like one, and overuse acronyms like one. So legally... maybe?
Some are true, most are too true to verify. Our main source is whispers from bureaucrats at coffee machines.
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